epsom is 4 degrees behind leeds in the weather race. that shouldn't be.

richard and judy are having a serious debate about sending mothers to jail, and they introduced it with a clip from hollyoaks.
i thought it was funny.

i have fingernails again, it's very exciting.

one of my lecturers has a phrenology head in his office. i want one. but not his, its a bit rubbish.

right. soooo if anybody wants to maybe possibly go to glastonbury this year, then you have to go to this place here and register and give them a photo. it doesn't commit you to anything but if you don't do it then you definitely can't go because they're mean.


in other news, i bought some shoes and they are far too red and look like duck's bills and people keep staring at them on the street. and then i bought a pair of hideous purple boots because they were cheap and i think that maybe the shop assistants were ALL laughing at me. maybe.

i did it again.

and by 'it' i mean my tyre.
and by 'did' i mean flattened/destroyed.
and by 'again' i mean FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME.

oops.

although, this time i really deserved a lot more than a flat tyre.
so not so bad

christmasssssssssss


i'm coming home.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

i like it when the germans come to town.

saw bombhead, he was with some cripples. sort of.

scaryyy noises at 5 o clock in the morning. sounded like somebody was outside my room sitting on a keyboard. but apparently nobody else heard it. i thought maybe it was to do with the wind? something to do with sound vibrations, i dont understand physics. and then when i tried to look out of the window the sky was too orange and that scared me more.
and then i dreamt about a bus crash in leeds which was also terrifying because i forgot that i never take the bus anymore and people were screaming.


i have tickets for mr mitchell and mr webb hooray

the beeping has returned :(

also, my lightbulb went a while ago and i never bought a new one, and now my lamps died as well. so i'm living in the dark. with beeping.

although i do have a torch.

the beeping has stopped!

but now there is drilling.

brrrr